Francesca O'DiCillo

Dear Italy,

I love you. I really do. But things have changed. Even though I have absolutely no knowledge of the land, no personal connections, no history or historical knowledge, and do not like Jameson Whiskey or Guinness (trust me, I've tried), I've decided to stay in Ireland. I did a research paper on fairies one time, so at least I can ask them for help if I need anything.

Love,
The newly named Francesca O'DiCillo.

that passes as an Irish name right?

But seriously, Ireland is amazing.